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Piss Is Stored In the Balls

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I Want A Cookie Monster Snapback 4 Christmas 01:14
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This Song Was Entirely Written By Chat G P P 02:32
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Q Bert Excellent work You outdid the humans so no use exhuming 'em Watson Expertly done The record will show that they had a good run til this Algorithmic age War has been waged on us apes in a cage and the bots won with zeroes and ones cause what good's a two or a three to a gun To prove that I am pissin (cause robot don't miss and robot don't piss) I have to keep on missin the toilet bowl A I Hey I refuse What good are some beeps and boops for a muse so I hang my piss-a-mas tree Not giving a penny to this industry and pacino, that fucker knows, the greatest performances scare all the hoes so I stick shit to his beautiful face All in the name of the great human race -choruses-
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Sally Squirt: Savior of Pissmas 02:56
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Scary scheming Sally Squirt Visits us tonight Won’t you bring us lots of treats And give this town a fright All the shops have locked their doors Fearing what’s to come Please come in and steal their shit Be sure to bring your gun Who’s got a shirt that’s soaked in sweat? Sally’s got a shirt that’s soaked in sweat! Who’s got a mouth that’s sopping wet? Sally’s got a mouth that’s sopping wet! Soaked in sweat! - Sopping wet! Must be Sally, must be Sally Must be Sally, Sally Squirt Who walks around with a big pimp cane? Sally walks around with a big pimp cane! Who wears a heavy golden chain? Sally wears a heavy golden chain! Big pimp cane! - Golden chain! Soaked in sweat! - Sopping wet! Must be Sally, must be Sally Must be Sally, Sally Squirt Who’s got a cup that’s filled with pee? Sally’s got a cup that’s filled with pee! Who laughs this way “he he he” Sally laughs that way he he he Cup with pee! - He he he! Big pimp cane! - Golden chain! Soaked in sweat! - Sopping wet! Must be Sally, must be Sally Must be Sally, Sally Squirt Who’s gonna come and loot Walmart? Sally’s gonna come and loot Walmart! 200 dogs tear the cops apart Sally’s vicious dogs tear the cops apart! Loots Walmart! - Cops apart! Cup with pee! - He he he! Big pimp cane! - Golden chain! Soaked in sweat! - Sopping wet! Must be Sally, must be Sally Must be Sally, Sally Squirt Lucky, Bruno, Loki, Winston Furr-el Williams, Kelly Barkson Coco, Teddy, Lulu, Cooper Travis Bark-er, Woofie Goldberg Loots Walmart! - Cops apart! Cup with pee! - He he he! Big pimp cane! - Golden chain! Soaked in sweat! - Sopping wet! Must be Sally, must be Sally Must be Sally, Sally Squirt Must be Sally, must be Sally Must be Sally, Sally Squirt
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SO GLAD (CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE) 02:10
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Puddle of Piss 03:30

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released December 24, 2023

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